Sunday, 11 September 2016

KINGZ PALACE: Ordered Chaos, Episode Seven


Front of Benima
*7: 30 PM*
*Ogechi* : Oh!....Rita bae....how are you?
*Rita* : Oge my love, I've missed you....

*Ogechi* : You don't use to come and say Hi to me again nah....you've just forgotten me like that...


*Rita* : No nah...it's not like that....Ok, which hostel do you stay now?

*Ogechi* : Isa kaita....Room 213....

*Rita* : hmmm.... I don't know when I'll be Free oh...

*Ogechi* : What about now?...are you busy now?...Even Gloria has been asking of you sef...

*Rita* : Awnnn.. Gloria of life!....I've missed that girl...

*Ogechi* : Since we all left Our temporary accommodation in Mary Slessor, Nobody has Seen you.. If we call your number sef, it doesn't go through....

*Rita* : Are you and Gloria roommates?

*Ogechi* : Yes.... She's even my corner mate...

*Rita* : Oh my God!....you're just so Lucky... Ok, I'll follow you now....because really, I don't know when I'll be Free....

*Ogechi* : Great!.... Let's go now....I'm done...you'll even help me cook sef...

*Rita* : all these Nylons for one food...you cam shop for Africa oh!....


Room 213, Isa kaita Hall....

*7:30 PM*

(Both Ogechi and Rita comes in)

*Both* : Hi roomies....

*Rita* : (Sights Charles)...Oh my Gosh!...are you kidding me?..Charles!....what are you doing here....Veronica will so hear about this...

*Charles* : ☹.....Excuse me?

*Rita* : Don't pretend as if you don't know what I'm talking about abi did you come here to repair any body's wardrobe?.... I always knew you are a player....

*Gloria* : (Comes in from the next room)...Oh my Gosh!...Long time Rita....(hugs Rita)....

*Rita* : Hi Gloria.... Long time....

*Gloria* :let me introduce you to my Cousin... He came to See me.. Shey you remember I told you I had a cousin in your class....this is the big head...his name is Charles.... (Turns to Charles)..... I'm sorry for taking long  Charlie....let me walk you down....

*Rita* (speechless).....

*Gloria* : I'm coming Rita... So much to gist you..

*Rita* : Uhm... Wait... Charles... I'm sorry.  Could you forget everything I said to you this night?😁

*Charles* I'm sorry, you said anything?

*Gloria* : What's going on?

*Charles* : C'mon let's go, I don't want to be locked in here....(they both leave the room)

*Ogechi* Hmmm..... Finally, Rita, please pass me that pee bucket under my bed.... I'm pressed.....

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Frenzy, SUB

*8: 00pm*

*Kizito* : thanks for forgiving me Sophia.. I'm really sorry...

*Sophia* : It's alright.... Besides, the cold made me drink bot coffee which didn't allow me sleep and I used the time to read....

(Somebody from the counter comes to return her ATM card to her)

*Kizito* : what!...Why did you pay?...(mind : thank you lord)

*Sophia*  : Well, I chose to....

*Kizito* : then  I owe you my gratitude then....thanks a lot....

*Sophia* : you're welcome...

*Kizito* : but wait Sophia... You were feeling cold and the next thing that came to your mind was me....  Why?

*Sophia* : Kizi, you still don't get it, do you?.....

*Kizito* : I'm listening...

*Sophia* : Kizi, I love you...

*Kizito* Chineke!....



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Franco Ref

*9: 00pm*

*CJ* : wetin you go like buy Louis?.

*Louis* : E be like say nah Santa oh....

*CJ* : E be like say na Im sure pass sef...

*Stanley* : Nah Mishai I dey buy oh....Make I wait make my turn reach... 

*Chika* : Guys, see make we just contribute money cook that kind Egusi soup wey I cook that day...

*CJ* : Son of darkness!....That soup wey be like Reagent....

*Chika* : Ehen?....but if I use my money cook am , you go chow abi?

*Louis* : Guy, forget, we no dey contribute anything, buy your food by yourself...

*Chika* : Stanley, how far, you go like contribute?

*Stanley* : Guy, If your soup dey hungry you...just go behind flat buy ingredients cook am nah....haba!....must we form secret society before you cook?

*CJ* : which ingredients?....those Leaves wey your mama give you from Evil forest, E don finish?....just go mix them together, cook wetin you wan cook....

*Louis* : guy, this Kalu jellof rice dey angelic this night oh... See the aroma sef, fit wake Mandela...

*Stanley* : Na wa oh.  Them don dey see aroma for Engineering sha....

*Louis* : mtchew.... Shebi you sha understand me?

*CJ* : You dey mind that idiot wey dey deceive himself say he dey study Vet?....mtchew ....person go just calm down,  pay acceptance fee say him wan study how to treat dogs.... 

*Stanley* : We are a noble proffession..... 

*Louis* : Nah so..  Carpentry and Fishery no noble?

*Chika* : guys, abeg make we contribute Money cook something nah...

*CJ* : Nigga....wetin be your own nah?

*Chika* : Abeg nah.....See ehn...the truth be say I no get money....abeg make una pity me...

*Louis* : 😂😂😂😂.....Ogbeni, nobody send you come school oh...

Later on...

Room 317, Alvan hall

*10:15pm*

*Stanley* : (Opens locker to take books, shocked!).....who the fuck took my golden morn?

*Chika* : Abeg no vex nah me....nah hunger cause am...I go buy another one for you next week....

*Stanley* : Bastard!😡

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*WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY*
EJIOFOR Kingsley


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