KINGZ PALACE: Ordered Chaos, Episode Eight

Room 11A, Destiny lodge, Hilltop....
*9:00pm*
*Eze* : Ogbeni, you did what?....😡
*Musa* : I always knew that this guy is just a castrated bull....see how you just fall hand like this?


*Eze* : Wait first....Adonbilivit!.....😦

*Dele* : guys, make una chill nah...haba!...Is he the first to tell a girl he doesn't like her... Kizi, wait.... What exactly happened?

*Kizito* : See ehn, we were just eating and chatting oh, when she just suddenly told me that She loves me....

*Dele* : And what did you tell her?

*Kizito* : I just told her the truth nah.... That I didn't love her...I mean I could if I knew her more but at the moment, I just saw her as my friend... A normal friend... And she asked me if I wanted to know her more....

*Dele* : And what did you tell her?...

*Kizito* : I told her not to force it....that it will happen naturally....

*Musa* : Kizito, your lineage is cursed....You need total family liberation.....your village needs to be cleansed.....

*Eze* : Gee, what's up you nah?....See this better blessing of God....Nigga, you fall hand oh...

*Kizito* : See ehn guys, the truth is I don't Even see Sophia as someone I can love sef!....

*Musa* : Your father!.... You don't see her as someone you can love...blind bartimeus!

*Kizito* : Ogbeni, is it by force ni?....I don't love her, I don't love her...Ho Ha....will you force the love?

*Eze* : Mumu like you.... You cannot even recognize gift of God!....

*Kizito* : make una hear me now..... It's either Ifunanya or no other....

*Dele* : Wait Kizi, shey you know I've been quiet since concerning this you and Ifunanya matter... .Bia, let me ask you sef... Does Ifunanya know you have feelings for her?

*Kizito* : Erm.....No, I haven't told her yet... But we're friends...

*Musa* : you see your life!...Just look at your Middle East life....for all I know, that Ifunanya of a girl may even be dating another person or even engaged sef!

*Eze* : Kizito, you're a disappointment... I trusted you... I thought  Someday, you'll be a great man....you can not even recognize business opportunity?

*Kizito* : Is that What this is about?.... Me draining her money?... I don't Even know the source of the money sef....😒

*Musa* Ehn....Kizipidia....must you know the Source?

*Kizito* : are you guys serious right now?....y'all are beginning to appear to me as fraudsters....😟

*Eze* : your father, fraudster!

*Musa* : Nigga, we just telling you that this kind of opportunity doesn't come everyday... I mean which girl will open up to you about her feelings.... Hian....Kizi, you dey dull oh...

*Kizito* : I just don't know how to explain it but i'm for Ifunanya...

*Eze* : Shebi i tell una say this guy nah Imbecile!


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Room 317 Alvan hall

*11:00pm*

*CJ* : abeg nah, Stanley, wake Oga Emeka, tell am say make Im no snore again nah...

*Emeka* (Snores hard)

*Chika* : Ha!.....Nah wah oh!....all these manual labourers wey UNN give admission sef....

*Louis* : Abeg Chika, that your green shirt wey get V neck, you dey wear am tomorrow?

*Chika* : why you dey ask....you wan wash am?

*Louis* : Abeg, I go like wear am go school tomorrow...

*CJ* : Guy, when will you be content with the clothes your mama bought for you?

*Louis* : Shey you know say I no put your mouth now oh....bera calm down CJ....

*CJ* ; Ogbeni wear that your Shirt wey be like bag of Rice go school tomorrow abeg...

*Chika* : Louis, why you too dey form wetin you know be?

*Louis* : Guy, what are friends for nah?

*Stanley* ; my guy, friends are inconveniences oh....but your own don dey too much....is begging clothes your destiny?..... If begging clothes nah potential for greatness, my guy, you'll be a great man!....

*Louis*: Me or your Father?....

*Chika* : Yeh!.....Stanley... 1-0

*Stanley* : I no get this plasmodium time nah....Im na parasite....

*Chika* : yeh!...plasmodium!.... 1-1....Louis, you go gree?

*Louis* : Mtchew....all these Vet students wey dey form medical....abeg Chika, how far the shirt?

*Chika* : E dey hanger for wardrobe..... Abeg wash am when you finish keep am back oh....who be your new catch sef?

*Louis* : Nab one first year biological science babe oh...She say she no dey parol with first years.... Na im me I form as a sharp guy nah...I tell am say I dey third year...

*Stanley* : FRAUD!!😡


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Margaret Cartwright.... (Lecturers quarters)

*11: 00pm*


*Prof Ibeku* : Honey, is it because of that boy you're crying?

*Sophia* : Mummy, I love him...I love Him so much(sobs)

*Prof Ibeku* : And he doesn't love you back?

*Sophia* He said he could, if he gets to know me more...

*Prof Ibeku* : you said he's in political science?

*Sophia* : yes mum...

*Prof ibeku* : alright honey, let me have his full name and Reg Number.....


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*WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY*
EJIOFOR KINGSLEY



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