Creation
Creation of women wasn't God's original plan. After he created everything, and created a female version of all other animals except of course, Man. Adam got moody and started giving God attitude. One morning the animals teased Adam so much that he got angry and left the whatsapp group chat. God texted him on whatsapp -
"What's up son?"
(Delivered, Seen, No response)
"You ain't texting back, what's wrong? Are you short of food?"
(Delivered, Seen, No response)
An hour later, Adam updated his Facebook status thusly:
"Feeling Moody- So 'He' created every thing in pair except me. I don't have a partner yet he expects me to be fruitful and multiply. Smh!“
~ God and 235 other animals likes this.
Parrot
Hmmmm.... Are you referring to @God?
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God
Is this a Sub?
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Angel Michael
@God I think it is. We should be mature. Why do we have to bring our private issues on Facebook? Heck! Animals are supposed to look up to you! God please just satisfy him so he will stop his childishness.
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God
@ Angel Michael I'll do just that.
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Rabbit
Lmao 😂😂 What's my own sef. #EatingCarrotsWithBae
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God recognised the SUB already. He created Eve because Adam was lonely thereby making woman his afterthought. So dear women, you weren't part of the original plan mehn. You were created only to satisfy the man. God created man after his own image and his likeness, from the bottom of his heart. But he grudgingly created women because Adam was giving attitude. Don't mind that Adam. Silly boy.
Stop trying to be equals ok? You are subordinate to men. You were created only to help men, to make men happy. To be submissive, to serve.
(I wish to distance myself from the sentiments expressed on this post. Argue with your bible and pastor Chris Oyakhs.)
Post inspired by -Michael Kizzy Scofieldld
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